One morning I woke up in El Paso and stepped outside my front door and there was a dead bird right next to my foot. I had a terrible problem with birds nesting right above my front door and pooping all over the door step. I used to hose down their nest when I was sure there weren't any eggs or babies in it, and they'd rebuild with lightning speed. One summer, they got some kind of disease and the babies kept hatching and dying all summer. It was disgusting.

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