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Zucchini Bed

8.18.2006 at 8:27 PM

Is that a zucchini in your bed?

Figure 1: Zucchini in repose. Oil on canvas.Enlarge Photo

Labels: images, weird

Face Harvest

8.17.2006 at 8:08 PM

The rabbit deteriorated to the point that I was afraid in not too much longer, there would be no trace of him left at all. So I decided to harvest his head.

Figure 1: This is all that's left.Enlarge Photo

Figure 2: The skull bones are becoming more visible, although they have been crushed. I imagine somebody stepped on the rabbit head by accident.Enlarge Photo

Figure 3: Rabbit teeth.Enlarge Photo

Figure 4: I'm going to miss the rabbit.Enlarge Photo

Figure 5: This is me harvesting the rabbit.Enlarge Photo

Figure 6: I bagged the rabbit head.Enlarge Photo

Figure 7: This is the rabbit head on the floor of my truck.Enlarge Photo

Labels: animals, dead things, images, weird

Black Bug

8.15.2006 at 5:09 PM

I saw a bug. It was big and black. It didn't move very quickly. Both the bug and I survived this encounter.

Figure 1: This is a black bug.Enlarge Photo

Figure 1: This is the black bug near my toe.Enlarge Photo

Labels: animals, images, weird

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