It's time again for Fun With Search Keyphrases!
I had a whole string of amusing search keyphrases lately. Some of them I have reason to believe came from the same person who might be deliberately trying to get an entry in this feature, but I have no idea where some of the others came from:
- william shatner face painted white
- scott boyan has a stick
- scott boyan has two richards
- great monkey baby figures
- dead raccoon decomposing -- This was from Japan. Hello Japan!
- when are you due -- This was also from Japan.
- purple shatner baby wound
- mysterious old wounded purple monkey enemy brain damage
- what is that smell sniffed around got stronger -- Another one from the U.K.
Labels: searches
It's interesting to me to look at the search phrases people entered into search engines when they ultimately ended up here. Some of them are funny, some kind of sad.
- sniffed around smell got stronger -- This is my all-time favorite. It's from Google in the UK.
- getting a bandage off without damaging the severe wound -- A Canadian friend searched for that one.
- coffee exchange tucson open 24 -- The Coffee Xchange on Campbell and Grant is, in fact open 24 hours. That earns is the distinction of being my favorite coffee place. Did you ever notice that Coffee Xchange doesn't seem to have a website, though?
- how to prepare myself for a photograph
- pictures of bad sutures
- the easiest way to throw up -- That one makes me sad. Whoever wrote that, you don't need to throw up.
- westnic coupon -- An Australian visitor came adrift on my shores looking for a westnic coupon. I don't even know what one is.
- the longest without blinking -- I wondered that myself.
I sniffed around and the smell got stronger. I was looking for a westnic coupon, but all I found were some pictures of bad sutures torn from a journal article about getting a bandage off without damaging the severe wound.
Labels: searches